Will I ever eat again?

Day 4 of the bug from hell.

Well the immodium did as promised - it stopped me shitting for a good 12 hours but it did little else - I still haven't eaten, I have absolutely no desire to eat anything. I went to the newsagents to get some gossip mags and was positively put off by the array of chocolate. This is not good.

On a lighter note (literally!) I have lost half a stone in weight.

This is bringing a whole new dimension to the term "feeling shit"