My bad Darth Vader impression

I feel absolutely awful today.

I started with the cold yesterday - it came on slowly during the day and put paid to any plans for speed reps last night as no matter what you cannot run with the cold as there is a real danger of the virus migrating to the lymph nodes and causing cardiac fever which is very, very bad.
Instead I put my feet up and hoped it would leave me quickly.

Unfortunately this morning it's worse than ever and I have to meet up with two really senior people from my work for a meeting looking like a zombie.

I have lost the ability to breathe through my nose and when I do breathe I sound like I'm trying to do a very bad impression of darth vader, my nose is producing snot at an alarming pace and now all the skin around my nose is bright red as are my eyes which are so bloodshot they look like a road atlas.